BBWs triumph in special Royal Rumble

But then the countdown started again, and this time it was the great wrestler Commando Steve Delgado who came in wearing his trademark camouflage tanktop and green beret. He came up the wrestlers' aisle, strutting heavy determined steps, planning to make a big impact in theis match and maybe win it.

But that's not how it went down. While Charlene was still busy pressing her leg down on Tango Star Hector, and Jennifer Anniston easily took over the jumping up and down on the chest of the short-for-air Black Machismo, it was Big Suzy Roundass who got up to face the new intruder, and what a battle it was going to be.

Commando Steve Delgado had the upper arm strength, and the tactical knowledge to eliminate any one of these girls, so it was important to get him off his feet quickly, but Big Suzy Roundass did not succeed in this, as a few kicks to the chest, followed by a shoulder block took her off her feet, and as she got up again and regrouped, Charlene could see that she was not a woman in charge.

Big Suzy started running off a rope, across the mat, off the opposite rope, and towards Commando Steve Delgado. Her shoulder clashes with his, and neither person went down. Then Commando Steve Delgado went to a rope, ran across the mat gaining speed, off a second rope and toward Suzy, who tried to clothesline him, but he ducked under it and came off yet another rope, full of momentum, only to stop and two-foot fropkick her, failing to fell Big Suzy Roundass for a second time.

Meanwhile, Jennifer and Charlene were administering yet more paine to the other two men, ensuring that their moans of paine and suffering cause a constant backgound hum in the arena.

Big Suzy Roundass went of the run again, bouncing back off the ropes and charging toward Commando Steve Delgado, and when she came, trying to run him over, he swiftly stepped aside and took her down onto her front in a drop toe hold, in which she was now stuck, how humilating, being beaten by a male. The crowd were all boos.

Then, like a flash of lightning, Charlene the Squashassasin came charging over and she splashed Commando Steve Delgado, breaking the drop toe-hold with the impact of her 647 lbs landing on his back, Oooooh!

Jennifer Anniston, too came over, and with the man lying there unable to move under Charlene's 647 lbs, she easily knelt down beside him and whispered in his ear that she wanted to take his manhood.

His legs started to kick frantically, but there was nothing much he could do as Charlene rolled her immense womanly blonde curvy 647 lbs over onto his lower back, while Jennifer Anniston drove her upper arm right up in between his legs in a brutal ballshattering shot - Wham! Urrrghhhh!

He frantically tried to role over, pull himself toward the ropes, or just fight her off
with his arms, but Charlene was sat firmly on top of him, catching his arms as they came up, pulling them down up against his back and moving her legs so they were pressing down on them. Now his arms were trapped under her legs and his body under hers, Charlene was keeping him in position while Jennifer Aniston grabbed his entire nut package in her right hand and began to squeeze, while laughing passionately and triumphantly at his predicament.

Tango Star Hector de Romeo had just managed to dislodge himself from between those two ropes and fall to the ground for a breather when that big white hand of the giantess Big Suzy Roundass came over his hair and pulled him up to his feet by it. A roundhouse punch by her other hand made his side ache, and while he was bracing himself for another one, Big Suzy Roundass wisely took advantage of his high arm positions and grabbed him too by his nuts, squeezing heavily, in spite of his pleads. When she finally let go, he fell to his knees.

She tied him to her immense ass with just a slender golden beltlet that had come with her outfit and was handed to her by Bambi the announceress, who then stepped in the ring with her microphone. "All right, sissy faced loser!" said the 52 lbs announceress Bambi screaming passionately into his ear while his face was pressed by the belt deep into Big Suzy Roundass's ass, "I'm going to let you show us how badly you want to live on and serve us by kissing and smooching Big Suzy Roundass's ass nice and loud for us. ... Go, on, worm, do it!".

She held the microphone to his mouth and the crowd cheered as they heard his humilating concert of kisses for Big Suzy Roundass's rear. "Well, all right" said Bambi "we might let you live, but we may need to mess up your face and balls a bit more first, what do you think, audience?" - the masses chanted "squash him, squash, him!"

Charlene the Squashassassin was still sitting on top of a face-down Commander Steve Delgado and the tango star kept on kissing the massive ass of Big Suzy Roundass, the very ass that will soon flatten his face, and he knew that, accepted that, a broken nose and a dislocated jawbone are quite acceptable, as long as she lets him live, as a slave or as a wrecked man, it will all be okay for him now that he accepts his fate.

And so the countdown started again ... 9 - 8 - 7, 6, 5, 4, 3, 2, 1
and out came our combatant number 15: The charming, graceful, elegant, chic, ever-sexy and univerally adored 84 lbs Kate Moss.

But what was this she was pushing along ahead of her? it was, no .... it can't be, ..... "Oh, but it is!" says a very smily Kate Moss: "it's some of my favourite toys, in a big empty hot tub that has been specially adapted to strap men in to!" the crowd cheered and cheered. This was clearly very popular with them.

While Bambi, Kate Moss and Jennifer Aniston jointly lifted the contraption into the ring, Charlene the Squashassassin was still sitting on top of a face-down Commander Steve Delgado, occasionally kicking his head for fun; Tango Star Hector de Romeo was still in a kneeling position repeatedly kissing Big Suzy Roundass's rear which his face was deeply buried in because of the golden beltlet, and Black Machismo had managed to take advantage of the commotion of Kate Moss's arrival by slipping out of the ring, and tip toeing away.

Of course, tip-toeing out of a twenty-man royal rumble is one thing ... this was another - as due to his reputation, history, attitude and illegal cup antics, he clearly had to be punished, and punished he will be. Not four seconds after he had managed to sneak down the aisle and through the curtain, he appeared again, this time in the clutches of the Mega Cheeky girls, one holding his legs, the other his shoulders and arms, and before delivering him back where he belongs, the Mega Cheeky Girls decided to throw him into the audience for a bit of scratching up, stomping and kicking by the all-female fans. And let me tell you, it was fierce, as immediately 20 or so girls pounced on Black Machismo as soon as he landed in amongst them, kicking him, scratching him up all over, and then treading on the poor fool too.

Kate Moss took the opportunity to introduce her remaining contractions "Well, this back pack is FULL of fresh brown produce from the stadium's ladies toilets, still warm and moist, and THIS hose is very handy for shooting it onto any men that may lie in the tub. Then these two other items are, well, we girls like to call this one here The Ravigenator, as when shoved in it can mess up a man's ass pretty good!" Kate Moss holds it up for all to see then, Charlene the Squashassassin was still sitting on top of a face-down Commander Steve Delgado. She moved up, so she was sitting on his upper chest and back of head, pressing Delgado's face down hard and heavy onto the used underwear that Jennifer Anniston had taken off after getting it all wet from her excitement when she squashed her first sets of balls tonight. Then Charlene and Kate Moss together pulled his pants down to round his ankles and Kate Moss positioned it round end down over his ass, then pushed it in, deeper, deeper, deeper, all the way in, then she kneeled down on it, forcing it in deeper still, while Delgado screamed in paine AAAARRGGHHH!!!.

"And here's a whip I really like," she handed it to Charlene who immediately started hitting his back with it, "and a gucci handbag full of lipstick, perfume and various make-up, which is dual use, we can all top up our make-up, I can promote my newest range of products and well, we can beat the men with it, how's that?" There was a huge roar of approval from the audience, who had worked up a furore of excitement, and if left out there too long, were going to leave nothing left of our escapee Black Machismo, plus any others that may follow, like a swarm of sexy & girlish piranha-human bitch-vixens.

Another countdown led to the introduction of Entrant Number 16, The IRS taxman's repossessor, Repo Man Otis Kohls.

He snuck into the ring and immediately grabbed one of Kate Moss's legs and lifted her up and over the top rope. Kate was holding on to the top rope, but her weight was shifting outward. He had almost managed to eliminate her, when she used her free leg to wrap around the Repo Man's head and pull him towards her crotch. The stunned Repo Man, found himself in a losing battle, his arms versus Kate Moss's legs, which were wrapped around his head and squeezing tightly while he was still trying to push her out of the match.

Then Jennifer Anniston came, holding the hand bag. She even did a friendly wave to him as she approached. There was nothing he could do, as his head was trapped between Kate Moss's legs and his arms were hopelessly clutching against those legs. So he stood there, unable to react as she positioned her knee between his legs and fired a firm knee deep into his crotch. WHAM! AAAAAARRRGH!