Shopping early in the morning

I am a single male a nudist who really despises clothing but as you know this country AMERICA has a hangup about people like myself. I needed to get to the store (WALMART) to get a few things the heat index well over 100 I really didn't want to wear a lot of clothes you know underwear , shorts , a t shirt, socks & shoes I decided to go with 2 items to wear sandals & a triple extra large t shirt no shorts.

I never did this before I thought why not be brave & go commando but there was 2 problems I needed a place to put my wallet problem solved I decide to strap on my fanny pack the other problem I have a hard on that's pushing on my hard on well that is just gone have to wait. I arrive at the store its empty I am happy to see that my boner is now rubbing on my fanny pack getting me hornier I finish my shopping as quick as possible.

I get to the checkout the clerk tells me my total I pull up my shirt to get to my fanny pack somehow the belt comes away from my body now my hard on is exposed to the clerk she licks her lips & says to me, "LOOKS LIKE YOU NEED SOME HELP THERE"

I pretend not to hear her she repeats it again this time I just say OH I'M SORRY she tells not to be she takes me to the back of the store & she the body of a goddess we fuck for hours it was the best time I ever had shopping.