The ad

After having read it for the third time, Danny shoved it into the envelope and dropped it through the mail slot. For better or worse it was on it's way now. The "it" was and ad in a local swingers magazine. Danny had seen ads by women and couples wanting to meet a guy with a big cock, and Danny had that in spades, a solid ten inches long and seven inches around, more than a mouth full to be sure!!! Danny decided to put in his own ad just to see if he could get any response, but really, he had no clue if he would receive any response or not!!!

Several weeks went by and Danny pretty much had forgotten all about placing the ad, until then one day his mail box contained not only one, but three letters from people interested in meeting him! Excitedly he opened the first letter, and found it was from a couple who lived in a nearby town who wanted to have a threesome! While Danny wasn't totally averse to a two male one female triad, for his first experience he really wanted to go with a solo woman. The next letter also was from a couple, and Danny was getting a little discouraged, that is until he read letter number three which was from a married woman who wanted to meet him alone. Reading on, Danny found out that she was a thirty five year old Caucasian named Valerie, 5'6" tall, 135lbs., a brunette, a 36C- cup bra, and a lover of oral sex with big men! She had enclosed a picture of her in a bikini, and also her phone number if Danny was interested. While not beautiful, Valerie was far from hard on the eyes, and after staring at the picture for about five more minutes, Danny reached for the phone and dialed the her number!!!

The phone rang about five times and he was just about to hang up, when he heard a feminine voice answer the phone, "Hello, this is Val, with whom am I speaking!?!" Now wondering what he had gotten himself into, Danny almost slammed down the receiver, but instead, in a shaky voice he stammered, "Hi, I'm the one you sent the letter to." In a smooth syrupy voice she asked, "And who am I speaking to?" "Uh, my name is Danny," he fumbled. "It's so nice of you to call me Danny," she said, "are you interested in meeting me?" "Yes," he replied, "I am." Well, Danny, tell me a little about your self," she asked. "Well um, I'm twenty three years old and I work at a tire store, besides selling tires, we replace shocks and mufflers and all that kind of stuff," he said. "Danny, you sound so nervous, are you," she asked? "A little," he said, "I've never done anything like this before!" "Well just relax, you want to meet me, don't you," she asked? "Oh I do," he said, now feeling a little bit more at ease, "when and where?!?" "How about at the bar in the Lucky Strike Bowling Alley," she suggested? "Yeah," he said, "that's okay with me, what time?" "How about tomorrow night at nine," she asked? "I'll see you there," he replied. After he hung up, he paced the room wondering about the wisdom of all this. Was he stupid? Of course! Should he call back and cancel? Probably! Would he? Not a chance!!!

Danny was sitting in a booth nursing a gin and tonic by 8:30, "No use being late," he thought to himself, while sipping his drink. He kept an eye on the door that opened out to the lanes, and in the back ground he could hear bowling balls slamming into pins, and although he was nervous, the gin seemed to calm him down. Suddenly there was someone standing next to him asking, "Are you Danny?" Jumping to his feet he introduced himself and they both sat down to talk. Danny motioned for the waitress to bring over a couple of more drinks, and while waiting for them, both of them gave each other the once over. When they realized what they both of them were doing, each of them broke out in laughter! The ice now broken, Valerie asked how he felt now that he could see her in person. Danny told her he was very happy and hoped she was too!