The Lamp

I was walking through the forest, like I do every night. I was trying to keep all forms of fat off of my body...I figured that maybe then, I'd be able to go to the gym and not feel like a tub of lard in the locker room. The guys there were so big...They looked like they could crush me just by looking at me.

I at least wanted to appear presentable.

I had been walking for quite a while. I don't know how long. Half an hour? Two hours, maybe? I could hear the sound of running water...I wanted to rest, so I figured that I'd put my feet in.

Eventually sitting on a rock next to a flowing stream, I took off my shoes and socks. I set them next to me and dipped my feet in...I let the cool, brisk water run over my feet. I wiggled my toes. It felt good...I had been walking for a while, and the cold water made me happy.

"Ow! What the hell?!"

I figured a fish had bitten me. I lifted up my foot quickly, staring at it. Some water flew on the top of my head, and I looked up quick enough to dodge something that was carreening towards the earth. It was a lamp, like off of Aladdin. My foot had apparently flung it up when I jerked it out of the water...

I picked up the lamp. Laughing at myself, I figured that I'd keep it. But it was so wet...I began rubbing it with my shirt.

The top burst open. A stream of pure orange fog rose from it, concentrated, almost like it was a can of tear gas. It formed into a being that was nebulous in nature.

She was tall...And was actually rather beautiful, despite her formless shape. If I were into girls, I may have even had a boner right now, but I'm not.

"Hello, young stranger." Young? I was twenty four. I suppose that could be young to entities like her. "You have freed me from this prison! For that, I thank you!" The lamp dissenegrated.

"Many of us were made long ago, by beings more powerful than you mortals. Beings of great power had died, and our souls were captured and placed in these magical prisons...I may finally rest in peace. Thank you."

"WAIT!" I looked at her, obviously suprised. "What about my three wishes?!"

"...Oh, yes. I forgot about my vow. I apologize. You may request three things, and those three things shall be yours."

I thought. I could wish to be buff...I could wish to have money...But having big muscles wouldn't let you have sex with another man at will, and money wouldn't come attatched with desire, just greed.

"I want three superpowers!" She nodded. "The first is to control time!"

With the power of controlling time, I could easily stop time, walk into the locker room, and start having fun. They'd have orgasm after orgasm, and they would never even know.

"The second...Invisibility!" He could jack some random guy off without him knowing what was going on.

He thought of the third. All of this talk was giving him an erection...And his hardon wasn't exacitally something to be proud of.

"I want the biggest dick on the planet...That has come from humans. I want to be hung like a fucking horse."

She smiled. "I figured that I'd get one like you."

The ghost-like form of the genie ran straight into me, and I felt something happen...

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He woke up to the beeping of an alarm...Smacking the button, he stood. He could feel something tugging at him...Pulling at him.

Looking down, he was in shock. He was not there! The genie...Was it true? How was this possible? He thought about it...It seemed true. It seemed real. He closed his eyes and willed himself to become visible.

He gasped. His cock reached his knees, and his sack hung low, and looked like someone had put two softballs inside. He was a fucking horse.

He willed time to stop. Looking outside, he saw a dog in mid air, trying to catch a frisbee. People had stopped walking. Cars had stopped driving.

He laughed.

Walking down the stairs, still naked, he went outside. Venturing to the nearest car, he noticed that the person wasn't even there. He even began tapping him on the eye. Nothing. Laughing, he opened the door. He unzipped the guys pants and began jacking him off.

The guy didn't cum. At all.

He looked at the internal clock...Still stuck at the same time. He climbed over the guy and willed himself to invisibility. Leaning over, he closed the door.

He placed his mouth over this guy's cock. It wasn't even hard. He placed it in his mouth, and began sucking him. He felt the soft meat hit the back of his throat. He came back up.

He did this for what seemed like twenty minutes.

Knowing he was still invisible, he resumed time.

It was strange, watching the guy.

So much pleasure went right to his dick. It quickly welled up with blood, so much blood that his cock was huge, red, and even pulsating. It didn't last that way for long...Ten long ropes of sticky, hot white cum splashed against the ceiling.

The man was screaming. His car swerved, and the invisible man knew that if there was a person or car in the other lane that they would have not had a chance.

The man quickly gasped, looking down as his dick shrunk back to a normal hard-on state, and then went limp. It had leaked so much cum on his pants that he would probably have to go home and change.

The invisible man couldn't wait to get to the gym.