The Gun Mount

We had spent the Day gussying up the Ship for an Evening of Entertainment for our Officers to have guests on Board, Dance, talk and in general Strut their stuff for all to see, Flags and Pennants from Stem to Stern and Coloured Lights to blow your Eye`s out, This Is called “Dressed Ship” In our Terms!

Grunts like me are not permitted Forward of the Bridge on the Upper Deck, don't know why, I had combed my hair and cleaned my Teeth earlier, I was almost a Human Being.

It was on the Darker side of Twilight when the Guests started to arrive and If you sat up on the Starboard Side 30mm Gun Mount you could see both Male and Female Guests arrive in all their Grandeur and be Ushered Forward to the Arena of Pleasure!.

From anyone's point of view It looked like a great night was about to begin in earnest for all, I guess the only disappointment was the fact It was just too Dark to see the Ladies In all their Finery, as some of them looked quite beautiful in what we could see in the lighting which really was quite Inadequate and a Shame.

One Example was a Lady was walking up the Gangway and the only reason we new she was because as she walked with her Officer Escort we could see his Right Arm, Leg and head as she was dressed In a Dark Colour and block him out on his Left side but one thing that  certainly took my attention was that her Shoes really Sparkled in the lousy light when she walked and gave out little Sparkles or Flashes of light, Which in Itself was quiet Pretty and In a brief instant she was gone for ever!

I ducked off below decks and grabbed a Mug of Tea for myself and returned to my position of piece and quiet and listened to some very nice Music like The Waltzes, Pride of Arron, and of course the good old Fox-trot, These are beautiful Dance Pieces that we all should feel will always be there and never fade away from us!

I had a Sheltered smoke and another cuppa and just settled down and dozed off for a Snooze for an Hour or so, and was awoken by some one trying to trample me to death or so It felt with a Shoe between my legs very close to the Family Jewels, I put both arms up to slow or  stop the attack on my person, Now imagine if you will please, I'm on my backside against the Starboard Ventilator Shaft Dark as the inside of a Sewer Pipe and being stood on, I put both hands arms straight up for protection only to find I was holding a very beautiful pair of Hips under a Ladies Dress, no screams, yells of horror or any other commotion whatsoever, and I spoke and alerted her to my possible alarm at her Target of choice and she stopped dead in her tracks of which I was very grateful to her!

With that she promptly sat straight down on my Legs below my knee's and stated Crying which always shits me off, Like most blokes I have no way of knowing how to stop a lady crying be it In Public or Private, They are very complicated pieces of Machinery to me, Still, an effort must be attempted.

I put her aside and dashed down below and was back in an Instant with two cups of Tea and asked which she preferred with or without Sugar? Thank the Gods she chose Suger, I like mine without!

I dropped my Jacket off and placed it on the “Spud Locker Lid” for her to sit on, It was about then I realized that her two shoes in front of me were Sparkling In the very dim light!

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She thanked me for the Cuppa and spread her lovely legs out in front of her which mint I received another good Double Kick in my Legs at which she Giggled and said, I came up here for the darkness and Peace only to nearly stand on your Knackers, for which you reward me with a Cuppa as you refer to It, You then supply your Jacket to cushion my Backside to sit here , so in thanks I do my best to Kick you to death again, Now, I believe that is not really gratitude, What can I do in real gratitude for you?.

I laughed at her and said straight out put my hands back where they were please they were most comfortable and warm then.

OH, Is that so?, I didn't expect that but you are more of a gentleman then the Drone I got away from before I met you, And with that she sat back on my legs facing to my right and I just brushed my right hand gently along her leg, That feels nice and gentle she said, Would you like another cuppa I asked and she to my surprise said OH yes If I may, so I took off  again knowing full on she would be gone the moment I left her but that's life!

I arrived back at the “Spud Locker” to find her gone, What did I tell you? Huh, I'd been there about four minutes when the voice said, why do you hide the Toilets away so Ladies cannot find them and with that she again sat on my legs facing to the Right, so seeing I'm not a slow learner I proceeded to slowly feel her legs up again and she put her head on my shoulder and chuckled to me and said I hope he don't find me, It could teach him a lesson for his slow future!

After about half an hour of talking, kissing and snuggling up to one another I decided I had better make a move If I wanted to score a point for the Male side and felt her legs up to the Vagina, gave her a bit of a tickle and asked are you a Virgin or not?

Thank you for asking but I'm afraid I'm a bit past that why she asked me.

Because I would hate to think my sister threw hers away on a Ships deck for a couple of cuppa's,

She chuckled again, but they both had Sugar and her teeth flashed in the twilight and I lay her on my Jacket, slide her Knickers down dropped my Jeans and rolled towards her.

She never said a word just gently opened her legs and received me into her with a sigh and the night lightened or seem to anyway, Our time together was long and slow and seemed to endure whatever went on around us, and I felt I'd known her for many years past!

When we finished our evening together I said where are you heading now? Back below or what , No thanks, earlier I thought the night was a total failure thanks to your Drone, but you saved that really and gave me a new outlook on a Gentleman, now where can I get a Taxi home please, At the end of the Wharf, come I`ll escort you to the rank if I may!

We slipped off the Ship and walked Arm in Arm to the Taxi and there was one waiting there, I kissed her good night and said thanks for a wonderful night and under the Streetlight I saw who she was,

Do you know me Sir she said,

I lied To her, No Mam I don't and, I don't think we need too, You are Beautiful,

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Goodnight my Lady!