My Anal Wife and Girlfriends

When my wife Anne and I met she was 28 years old, and was just divorcing her first husband Keith. I had just returned from the U.S. where I had lived for two and a half years. In that time I dated four women, Anne had split with her husband six months ago when she found he had been unfaithful with a mutual friend. Anne had been with Keith since she was 19 and had only been with two other men besides Keith at the time.

Anne and Keith lived downstairs from me for 3 years in the UK. I worked away a lot, but when I was in residence, I sometimes heard them fucking upstairs, she was quite vocal on occasion, and I had wondered what the hell he was doing too her? Clearly he was giving her a good seeing too! She didn’t look like the type really, I would have fucked her given the opportunity, and she had a nice curvy bum, great tits and a pretty face, but a little on the heavy side.
I was working in the southern US a lot around this time, and at a lose end having or just split with my girlfriend Joanne in the UK. I had had sport sex, with two other “nice” American girls, one waitress Kimberly 24 and a pharmacist called Linda 27. Kimberly had a nice round arse and liked it from behind (lucky me), Linda liked to be on top and wouldn’t even let me have her from behind (claimed she didn’t like it)

My last two girlfriends in the US were both American from the south, I was working in Georgia at the time. The first of them Denise was only 19, we met at the factory where I was commissioning some machinery. Denise was petite very feminine, and could ne a bit of a bitch. She was really flirty, and dating someone in the factory at the time we met. It didn’t stop her dating me however? I took her out to eat at a fancy restaurant; she hardly touched a thing and told me she wanted to fuck! Great! , we did it in every position we could on the first date, very hot and sweaty in my room at the Ramada Inn in La Grange Georgia. She a kinky little thing gave me head in the car park before we got to the room.

When we started making out in the room, she didn’t seem to like to kiss that much so I ate her pussy, she gave me some great head, she had a really nice pussy, and she told me she liked to be fucked! She was initially quite submissive she rolled over on her tummy to start with, and asked me to entered her pussy from behind. Then she wanted to be on top. We were doing it with her bent over the end of the bed at one point, and I noticed her arse looked like it had been fucked before? I slipped my tongue into her anus while I was eating her out and she responded with approval. Then she told me she had already been married, apparently her husband had blasted her in the arse plenty, which seems like an odd thing to confess, except it was pretty obvious she had been bummed silly when you saw her arsehole, it was so well reamed I initially wondered if she had been in anal porn flicks.

She offered me her arse all matter of fact then saying "you wna do it in the butt?" "cuzs you can if you wana!" who could refuse an offer like that, I hadn't got any lube so I used some of the hotel moisturiser from the bath room. She told me afterwards, her ex only fucked her that way after a few months, and once he had popped her cherry with his dick, apparently he liked to shove bigger and bigger toys up there just to see her wince. It didn’t seem to have put her off bum lovin however!

Donna was 23, skinny, pretty nice tits, great figure, she was no angel by reputation, she had been a groupie for Metallica for a while, so you can imagine! She was a cocktail waitress when we met, I never could resist a hot chick in little black dress! We dated for about a year and lived at my place most of the time, I was pretty sure she was seeing other guys when I was on trips, so I setup a surveillance camera and video recorder and hid it in the bedroom. Sure enough I had some great footage on my return. Some skinny little fucker doing her from behind! Couldn’t see from the camera how good his aim was (her arsehole was on the menu) but I couldn’t see any lube and she was always a wet girl, at least with me! It made sense she was sexy and liked to fuck, we did practically everything on the first date, except anal.

Another really good tape recorded was her and her good friend Lisa (the one she adored!) I took extracts of the tape with me on trips, much better than hotel porn. A few times we even had a threesome with Lisa, but Lisa didn’t want to fuck me,, she preferred Donna, with a strap on, up both her holes! Lisa did ask me if I wanted it in the arse, I declined (may be a little homophobia) even though Lisa did offer her own arse in exchange! Both girls thought it was hilariously funny of course. They both thought it was typically male to expect them to take it like a man! But when it’s your arse on the line you run a mile! Donna told me Lisa never received from guys, only other girls. Lisa told me if I tried it in the ass I might be better appreciate the ladies perspective, the whole thing was a bit too open mined for me?

The relationship with Donna did however make me more open mined, she did find the camera after while, and was not shocked at all. She continued let me tape her, and one time she bought home some older guy, a suit from the city type, this time she had the anal lube out and he drilled her in the arse for around an hour. We carried on this way for a few months until we both agreed the relationship was loosing its steam. She told me she wanted to move out and date this guy who was a city type, who was cheating on his wife. Donna had met him at work at the new trendy bar she was working at in the city. I don’t suppose the suit’s wife let him hit her in the seat much, so a hot cocktail waitress who sucks, fucks and takes it in the arse like a pro was a good option, and she even supplied her own lube!

I returned to the UK to live later the same year, and despite a couple of one night stands between Donna and my departure, I missed having a woman at home. On my return to my flat which I kept I noticed that there seemed to be no Keith, one of my nosey neighbours told me Anne had thrown him out, apparently she had ratted him out to Anne when he foolishly bought his girlfriend home for a early afternoon shag, while Anne was safely in London working.

I was not thinking of making a move on Anne at that point, but fate led her to my door? I was really tired after the flight so I put some washing in the machine, took a shower, and was having a nap on the sofa, when I was woken by a loud knocking on the door. It was Anne apparently my washer had sprung a leak and I was flooding her kitchen below.

Of course I switched off the water and went down stairs to have a look at the damage. I noticed Anne had lost some weight she was looking very good, and I was felling horny as hell. We got talking and she told me how Keith was a total looser, (I had suspected as much) and how she hadn’t got any one to help her with the kitchen?
I of course I gallantly offered my services to help clean up, after which we got talking and we really hit it off. I had never really looked at her that way as she appeared to be happily married, and to be honest she was a bit over weight when I last saw her over two years ago. She was just right now all curves in the right places, nice curvy arse, great tits, I have to confess having a wank fantasising about her that night in bed.

The next day was Wednesday and I was off work, and luckily so was she, we bumped into each other by the rubbish bins. We got talking again, and like all blokes I thought she was coming on to me? So I asked her out for the day, she declined but quickly added that she was off work all week, and she could make it on Thursday. We made a date and as I had the firm’s car I planned to take her to the seaside in Norfolk.

Thursday came and I knocked on her door, she opened it look really good in a check skirt, and black body which really showed off her figure. As we walked to the car she was in front of me and I watched the wiggle of her arse, she was making me very hard, as she got in the car I saw a glimpse of her stocking tops, she had suspenders on the kinky little thing, and that was a fuck me skirt if I ever saw one.

As we pulled away she put her hand on my leg and told me “I don’t want you getting any ideas, this was just a day out” but she was definitely flirting. We talked on the was and she suggested going to the Cotswolds instead of the sea side, which was much closer. We went to Broadway and had tea at the Lygon arms hotel, she told me she had always wanted to stay there, I thought I may take her if we hit it off.

We drove home and she invited me in to her place for coffee! We had some chemistry and pretty soon we were kissing, and felling each other up a bit, so I knew she was playing. The room smelt a bit damp from the water leak, so I suggested we go upstairs to my place, she didn’t hesitate, she just wanted to change quickly. I waited and she came out of the bedroom in above the knee green skirt and a loose fitting top. She pooped in the loo just before we left, and while she was in there I had a feel of my raging boner, she had me a hard a milk bottle, so I gave the old fella a couple of tugs. Then a funny thing happened she let out a very loud fart, and I heard her having a dump, well every body shits even pretty girls. I steeped back into the living room to give her some privacy, and pulled my knob a few more times. These flats were tiny and didn’t have much in the way of sound proofing.

She emerged from the bathroom and said “sorry I needed a poo!” an odd thing to say, but I still wanted to see where her poo came from? We went up stairs to my place. Soon as we got inside she sat on the sofa and tried in vein to keep her skirt from riding up, I offered her a drink and she asked for a Pimm’s and Lemonade, I hadn’t got any lemonade so I mixed it with coke, she liked it. I sat down next to her an we immediately resumed where we left off down stairs. The loose top was much better, she let me cop a feel up her back and inside her bra. It got pretty hot and sticky and she soon took her top off, as did I. We carried on and my hand slid up her thigh, she told me “no fucking tonight! I said “that’s good, but I would like to feel your arse a bit”, she laughed and told me, I was naughty, but she let me explore and put both feet up on the sofa so I could access her bum cheeks, I needed her bum for a while, and she seemed to like it, I proceeded to find my way between her thighs, and she let me find her clit. It was so wet! I wriggled a finger inside her knickers (she had a thong on now) and began to work on her clit, she was getting into this.

I was not trying to fuck her I just wanted to give her pleasure. It seemed I was getting her off with me frigging her, and pulling my self off simultaneously, when she exploded into an orgasm quite suddenly, and began to writhe about, like ladies do when you get it right, at this moment she did another fart! Begged me to stop and collapsed in a heap on the floor, immediately apologising for farting (well I would have in her place) then she farted again. We laughed! they didn’t smell good, I asked her what the hell she was eating and she said she had been vegetarian for 3 months now, too lose weight. Joanne was a vegetarian and she used to fart sometimes when we were fucking, which was a bit off putting when I was having her from behind, as you would feel the wind in your pubes from her button anus!