Grandma's Boy

100% fiction!

I am an average man, complete with average looks, average intelligence, and average friends. Not average, however, is my sex life. At least, that used to be the case. I have always been quick with a joke or a compliment, and this has opened more doors for me than a platinum card in a whorehouse ever could. For some reason I had hit a dry spell, and it seemed that no matter what I did, no matter how hard I tried, I just couldn't close the deal.

"You ought to try what I've been doing," my friend Bobby told me one day after listening to me gripe and complain about the differing hues of blue my balls had undergone in the past week. "I found this granny site and it's full of old women who can't get enough hard, young cock."

"And you do this?" I didn't know if I should be intrigued or disgusted.
"Been doing it for over a year now," Bobby told me. "Hey, sometimes they throw a little cash my way, but most of the time it is just getting together for sex."
"granny site" I said, committing it to memory. "I'll look at it when I get home." And I did.

I created my profile, searched the databank, and the first picture I came across was a nice, plump ass, cheeks spread apart, with the caption "Lick it before you stick it" underneath. Well, as far as I was concerned this was the motherload. I immediately emailed this woman and said all the right things, and though her response came three days later, it came nonetheless. "This is my first time doing anything like this, but I have always wanted to have random sex with a strong young buck. I have spent the past three months stretching out my butthole because I want to know what it feels like to have someone slobber all over it before punishing it with their hard manhood. If you would like to be the one then please tell me when and where. ApplebottomGranny1."

I immediately jerked off. My balls felt like they were trying to crawl back inside me as they spewed every drop of cum from them. Then I wrote back, "I want you to be as comfortable with this as possible, so you name the time and place."

I jerked off again, and by the time I had finished washing my hands I had received a reply. "This Friday. I'll email you later. ABG." I found my mind wandering those next few days, and my erections were even more frequent. I did my usual things, though, just to try to keep the thought of this rondezvous from driving me mad. So I attended classes, studied, had dinner with Gran'ma...all the usual stuff. And finally Friday came. I had an email that read, "Will contact you at 8pm tonight." 8pm? My God! It was barely 7:30 a.m. This would be torture, but hopefully be worth it.

At 8pm sharp I received an email that read, "At the Daylight Inn Rm. 107. Door is unlocked. Don't say a word."

I obediently followed her command, driving there, opening the door, and being greeted by that same voluptious ass from the picture. I might have moaned a little, but I remained silent as I ate that ass for thirty minutes straight. I then jammed my finger in her hairy pussy and diddled her clit until she came all over my hand. She was wet as a dishrag, which was good because I was going to give her exactly what she asked for. I easily slid my cock into her weathered pussy; it was thick with her cum. I pulled out and slowly stuffed it into her asshole. She muffled a cry, but she pushed against me, attempting to devour my dick with her ass. I was in to the hilt, then I pulled out, plunged in, and grunted as I came. Not to disappoint, I kept a steady pace and remained hard, and gave her whatfore for a good 20 minutes. I softly said, "Oh, shit." and this hag said, "I want it in my mouth." I pulled out, put it in her mouth, and she greedily drank every drop of my spunk, then turned the light on, and on the bed, looking up at me, was my own dear, sweet gran'ma.

"Oh no. What have I done?" she cried as she turned her back to me.

"Dude, you just fucked your gran'ma" I said to myself as my cock began to deflate. Then, "Dude, you just fucked your GRAN'MA," and my cock stopped and stiffened. Then, "DUDU, you just FUCKED your GRAN'MA." and I was at full mast. I went to the other side of the bed and and lay down, took my gran'ma's hand and placed it on my cock and said, "Don't cry, Gran'ma. I enjoyed it, and I want to do it again."

"Really?" she asked, and I smiled at her, and she smiled back before sucking my cock again. Then she crawled on top of me and I felt my dick slide in her pussy, and we fucked until I came again. I have given up on all other girls because Gran'ma knows just how to treat me.