Clean As A Whistle

Having two guys as roommates was a great thing. I had help with fixing things and the heavy lifting. I’d never have gone into such an arrangement, but I was desperate, since affordable apartments in the City are non-existent. I was reluctant because, well, they were guys, and I’d been burned enough that I was wary of men I didn’t know.

This time, I thought I was safe, because, as they explained, they were gay. I did figure that living with two men, even gay ones, would be some line of protection if I ever had a problem with a date. After six months of this arrangement, I was comfortable and had decided that this was the best living arrangement of my twenty eight years. In addition to being great cooks, the guys were great conversationalists, very kind, and good listeners. We became very good friends.

We were all pretty casual about walking around the apartment in underwear or less. I didn’t feel like I was at risk, because they weren’t interested in me, and, as I’d learned, in each other. The two of them each had a boyfriend and nothing went on between them.

I came home early one day, because the computer network at my office had crashed, and without that, nothing could get done. Our IT geek said it was hardware, so nothing could be done that day. When I arrived back at the apartment, Billy had just gotten out of the shower and was wearing only a bath towel. We said hello, and as he went back to our one and only bathroom, he tripped, and the towel fell away. I saw that all his pubic hair had been shaved. I was too embarrassed to say anything at the time, but I sure noticed it. I also felt my clit stir, more than a little.

That night, after dinner, and after a few glasses of wine, while Joel was taking his turn at the dishes, I quietly asked Billy why he shaved. He leaned over and whispered to me that if felt great just walking around, and his boyfriend went crazy for it, and it had improved their sex life immensely. Needless to say, that got me thinking about what it would be like if I shaved, but I didn’t do anything about it. Not that evening, anyway.

Curiosity killed my sleep that night. I could not get shaving my bush off my mind. So, instead of going to in to work, I left a message on my boss’ e-mail, decided to sleep in and then put a razor to good use. I finally did get up at about 10:30. The guys were done with the bathroom and gone, so I knew I’d have it to myself for a long time.

I started by clipping my pretty wild bush as close as I could with a pair of scissors. Then, I took a washcloth, got it nice and hot, wrung it out and put it on my boot camp haircut pussy. Then, I put a new blade in the razor I used for my underarms and legs, and started shaving, from the top down. I worked slowly and rinsed the blade often. It took quite a while, but when I’d removed every last hair, even the few stragglers around my vaginal lips, I admired my work in the mirror, and then ran my hand first along the mons and then toward my clit. At that inconvenient moment, the phone rang, and I ran naked and shaved into the living room to get it.

My college roommate Robin always managed to call at inconvenient times. She was checking up on me, since my office said I was out sick when she called. I was about to explain what I’d done, when the door opened and Billy and Joel appeared in the living room. I told Beth I had to go and quickly hung up. One part of me wanted to run and get dressed, and the other want to show off my new hairless look.

“Very nice,” Billy said. “It’s been a long time since I’ve seen one of those in the flesh.”

“What’s going on here,” Joel asked. “Am I missing something?”

“I think I’m the one who’s missing something,” I said.

“She copied me,” Billy said, unzipping his pants, quickly pulling down his shorts and showing Joel and me his big, beautiful cock.

“No, I think it was me she copied,” Joel said, quickly stripping and showing his even larger cock and body that was hairless from the neck down. “I’ll let you feel mine, Georgia, if you let me feel yours,” he said laughing.

“Oh, yeah,” I said, you guys really want some of my pussy.

“Actually,” Billy said, “I am kind of curious.”

“Me, too,” said Joel.

My face must have given away my skepticism, because Joel said, “I dare you.”

As I was about to say no, that tingle in my clit came back. “I dare you guys back,” I said, walking towards Billy’s bedroom.

I turned around and was surprised to see that they’d both followed me into the bedroom. I still didn’t expect anything to happen, because neither of them had any kind of an erection.

“So let’s see you in all your glory,” Joel said.

Billy took my arm and led me to his bed. I sat on the edge and then Billy gently pushed me onto my back. I looked up and the two of them were smiling at me. Then, each of them took one of my ankles and they moved my legs apart. I could feel the cool air from the air conditioning on my labia, but the whole thing was making me much hotter than the room temperature.

“Nice shave,” said Joel. “Let’s see how close you got.” He starting rubbing me, and I felt my lips open. I was getting wetter and wetter.

“Well now,” said Billy. “I think she likes it, Joel.”

“I think you like it, too,” Joel told Billy. “Someone’s getting a bit of a hard on.”

“Oops,” said Billy.

“Let’s see if it works on pussy,” Joel said, taking Billy’s now fully erect cock in his hand. I looked up and saw the glans of Billy’s cock heading toward me. I was now so aroused I leaned back and said, “Fuck me, Billy.”

Joel stroked Billy a couple of times and then opened the lips of my vagina with his other hand. In a single thrust, powered by Joel, Billy’s cock was in me to the hilt. To my surprise, he was bigger than any straight guy I’d ever been with, and as soon as he was inside me, he started pumping me like a pro. Billy’s head was thrown back, and he was pumping furiously. The next thing I knew, I felt Billy’s cock swell and his hot cum was spurting inside me, and then started seeping out of my vagina and down the crack of my ass.

“Damn,” Joel said, “you’re too quick.” He laughed and said, “I was going to nail you while you were too busy to notice.”

“No way,” said Billy, “you’re going to get sloppy seconds. I might have gotten you hard, but she’s going to finish you.”

“I don’t fuck pussy,” said Joel. “No way.”

I sat up and looked at Joel. “You don’t have to fuck my pussy, boy. My ass is all yours. One hole is as good as another.” I got on all fours and Billy pushed Joel onto the bed. I looked between my legs and saw Joel looking at my ass. Billy pulled my cheeks apart, and Joel moved in behind me. He didn’t say a word, but I felt the tip of his long, slim cock playing around the opening to my ass. Then, he pulled away. I thought he wasn’t going to fuck my ass, but then I felt a finger drawing circles around the opening to my ass. I found myself involuntarily pushing against it, and then I felt a finger in my ass. He finger fucked me until I leaned forward on my elbows and pushed my ass in the air. Then I felt it.

Joel knew what he was doing when it came to ass fucking, that’s for sure. My hole was well lubricated with Billy’s cum and my own juices. The tip of Joel’s cock went right up to the sphincter and stopped. Then, he started gently pushing against it. It wasn’t the first time I was having anal sex, but I hadn’t done it very often, and I was still very tight. Joel was patient, and waited until I was used to his cock being there and started to relax. Then, I felt his cock go further and further into my ass until I felt his balls up against the cheeks of my ass.

He moved slowly in and out of me, thrusting gently. On some of the strokes, he almost pulled completely out of my ass. I loved that feeling of being penetrated as he moved back in. I hadn’t had an orgasm while Billy fucked me, but I felt myself about to cum from this wonderful ass fucking I was getting.

The orgasm hit me with a fury, with my entire body shaking like I’d gotten an electric shock. When that started, Joel slammed his cock all the way inside me and grabbed and held by hips. He was pushing forward and I was pushing back. Before I finished cumming, I felt Joel’s cum shoot into my ass. I counted four spurts, the first being accompanied by Joel’s moan and scream.

As Joel pulled out of me, Billy stood there applauding. “What a great show, you two,” he said.

“For a queer, you fuck pussy pretty well,” Joel said.

“I think both of you were terrific,” I said. “I don’t think I’ve ever been so well fucked. Come to think of it, no pun intended, I’ve never been fucked by two guys before.”

“And never by two gay guys, at that,” Billy said.

“There’s a motto in this,” I said, sitting up on the bed. “Once you go gay, you’ll really know how to play.”

“I’d like to think this was a grand experiment,” Joel said.

“What, that gays can sometimes be bi?” Billy asked.

“I think the experiment needs to be run over and over, for scientific purposes, of course,” I said, feeling happy, tired and well fucked at the same time.