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Ehhhhh... Someone needs to turn that alarm off. It feels like it's a million miles away. I'm way too comfortable to move my arm. I will probably die if I hear that ring one more time.
Yep. It rung again. I'm dead.

Alright, so there's a point to this story, I promise. I just haven't figured it out yet... Wait, yes I have. Ahem: It all started way back in the summer of 1983... Nah. Just kidding.
So, it's Monday. Business as usual. Wake up, do all my hygiene-type stuff, start voice acting (my job, fyi), and then hang out for the rest of the day with my best friend. His name was Greyson. Well, his name IS Greyson. He's not dead, haha. Unless you want to imagine that he died. If that's the case, he is by all means without a doubt completely stone cold dead.

Anyway, we always hang out after work. We get off at about the same time and we've been best friends middle school. And for all of you who don't know what middle school is, I guess it's the southern equivalent to grade school.
Yeah, yeah, we're from Alabama, but don't go having any cowboy fantasies about us. We're the farthest thing from cowboys, I can guarantee that.

Ahem... Anyway, I was sitting on his couch playing Smash Bros. while he was in the kitchen searching for any trace of chocolate he had hidden within the inner mechanisms of his cabinets.
"Hey, Christian, you wanna go out to eat?" he asked, innocently,,

"Uuuuugh... Nooooo. I wanna stay heeeere..." I said. If I remember correctly, I think I was just about clear the Subspace Emissary for the first time. "I thought you wanted chocolate, though. I'm pretty sure they don't serve chocolate at Olive Garden, dude."
"I know... I just feel like going out to eat now."

"...You just wanna drive your car again, don't you?"
"...Nooooo... Now come on!" He grabbed his keys off of his counter and dashed toward the door. He recently got a new Camaro and he will literally drive that thing anywhere he gets the chance to.

I reluctantly paused the game and followed him, grabbing my jacket. I then threw my jacket back inside because it got hot all of a sudden.
We then had sex in his car.

The end.