A Weekend of Surprises!

This story is 100% fictional!

I finished up my workout and got ready to shower, but I was not looking forward to Friday night. There wasn't much going on, and I wasn't exactly setting the world on fire when it came to getting laid. I should say that I have better odds that most being bisexual, but sometimes it's just really dead in the bars. The main gay bar that I cruise had been really weak, with a boatload of couples, but that did me no good, and the straight bars were full of bitchy women with attitudes.

Whatever is a discriminating bisexual to do? Ahh, fuck the bar scene. I'll do something useful and go hit the bookstore to see if I can find something worth reading, maybe a self improvement book. I finish cleaning up and hit my favorite steak joint for a nice New York and a few glasses of wine, which turns into a couple more. I'm not about to drive, luckily the bookstore is only a block away. I get there, and for a Friday night, there's a fair amount of people in it. I've gotten lucky once or twice there, but I'm not counting on it.

I walk in and head to the horror section because I'm in the mood for a good scary book, and I start to browse. After a few minutes, a blonde woman accidentally bumps into me, and apologizes, but I'm ok with it, and tell her no problem. She's checking out the horror stuff, too? Coolness. Feeling the wine, I venture out a "Nice evening tonight, isn't it?".
"It is, isn't it? Hopefully the rain of the last few days is gone for good." Detailed response, maybe she's up for some chat?
"The only time rotten weather is good is if you're reading a really scary book late and night, then the howling wind and thunder seems perfect."
"Too true!" she laughs. "So what are you getting?"
"Ah, Dean Koontz, always fun stuff."
"Hmmm.... I like my stuff darker." So far so good, let me try a lame-ass line.
"Do you like your coffee dark and can I buy you a cup?"
"I thought you'd never ask."

We head over to the cafe and order, and we sit. She wants to know more about me, so I spill. There's just...something about her that's enticing, and I'm not sure what it is. She's fairly slim on the body, with a b-cup at best, the legs look nice, and the face is cute, but not superb, but I'm drawn to her. I also notice a tall slim guy staring at me. What's his problem? If you were interested pal, too late. I chat with her some more, and she's very nice, she's also complimented me on my clothes, my smile and mentioned that I must work out regularly. I'm liking this more and more. She suggests we go to the restaurant I had dinner at for a drink.
"Sounds delightful, let's go."
We're there in a moment it seems, and we settle down in a darker corner, and our chat continues over glasses of wine. Then I feel her foot brush up against my leg. Her smile tells me it's no accident, and I wonder how much longer we'll play before one of us suggests a more private location. Then I look over at another table to see the tall guy staring at me again.

What is his deal? I hope she's really single and this isn't a jealous husband who might have a set of brass knuckles. I'm five eight, and maybe a hundred and sixty pounds, not exactly a fighter type. We continue, and she suggest we adjourn to her place.
"I only live a few blocks away in the new condos, I like them because there's so much in easy walking distance."
"Well, I like that yours is in easy walking distance. Very convenient."
She smiles and off we go. It is only a few blocks and we go up in the elevator to her third floor place. It's nicely furnished, but she sets the light low, pours me another glass of wine, and excuses herself for a moment.
"I''ll be back in just a minute."
"No worries, no rush."
I sit there enjoying my buzz and wonder how she is in bed. I'm finding out, that's for sure. She comes back and she's taken off her shoes. She sits down next to me, and leans in to kiss me. Her kissing is superb.
"You're a damn good kisser pretty lady."
"So are you, you sexy man, I think we need to go into the bedroom?"
She gets up, and I follow and we kiss passionately as we enter, and she pulls me onto her bed. I'm getting hot, but she restrains me and insists on taking care of me, as she unzips my pants.

My seven inches pop out fully erect, and she smiles up at me as she take it in her mouth.
"Very nice, very, very nice. Mmmmm!"
God she's pretty good at this. She takes it as deep as she can, and comes back up licking the bottom of the shaft before she takes it all deep again.
"You give some kind of head baby..."
Her eyes look up and she grins as she plunges down my rock hard erection.
It's been too long and I can't hold out for too long, but I want to prolong this incredible cocksucker, I don't want to blow my load so quickly.

"Mmmmmm!" she begins bobbing up and down on it, oh, god, she's deep throating me! "I can't take too much more, oh, god, I'm gonna come!"
"MMMMMMM!"
"Oh god, I'm coming!!! Aaaahahaaha!!!" as I explode within her mouth, and she stays with it, as I shudder, twitch and groan after my orgasm. I'm spent. I close my eyes because that was one hell of an orgasm. I feel her delicately lick my cock clean, and I ready myself to eat her pussy until she screams. I slowly open my eyes, and the tall man is back!
"What the fuck? Who the hell are you? What are you trying to pull?"
My come dappled lover smiles and look at him.
"You just had to play dress up, didn't you?"
"It's fun, I like doing it." and the guy removes his....hair? To reveal a fair amount of chestnut brown hair that cascades around his shoulders? He unbuttons his shirt t reveal...a bra, that is squeezing his...no, her breasts tight. She gives out a soft laugh, and continues to undress, the bra falls away to reveal a nice set of b-cups with large pink nipples. A flat and tanned stomach is revealed as the pants are removed to reveal a pair of lacey black panties. She wear only the panties and I realize she's very attractive, just tall. perhaps six one or so and she's got a lovely pair of toned and tanned legs. She reaches down to slip off the panties, drops them to her feet, and she kicks them towards me. I snatch them out of the air, as she sits down on the bed.

"Damn, you sure had me fooled!" She smiles a dazzling smile and she spreads her legs to make sure her neatly trimmed pussy is in full view.
"Sorry, we like to mess with people's heads that way."
"Oh, that's okay, you're quite an actress, too, you know. Very convincing."
My blonde lover is now feeling neglected so she begins kissing my face again. I respond and reach my hands down. I slide my hand up her skirt to stroke her pussy so I can make sure she's ready for me to lick her dry.....but there's no pussy there, there's a rock hard cock. The blonde wig comes off to reveal short blonde hair, and the dress is undone to reveal the bra only conceals breast forms, and my lovely blond is now a young man with feminine features, but undeniably a man.
I lean back in surprise.

He speaks with a slightly deeper voice.
"Sorry about the mixup, we do like to play dressup. She's my wife, but we're very flexible, you might say."
"I'll say you are, but you probably didn't guess I was so flexible myself?" I say as I reach down to take his cock in my mouth.
The brunette straddles him and he begins to eagerly lick her pussy, his warm hard cock fills my mouth as I suck, and we all let out sighs of pleasure....the weekend no longer looks so bleak....